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You have gaine 7 pounds! If you want to put something in your mouth, try a GUN! If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. --Fred Allen-- The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. --Don Marquis-- Humility is no substitue for a good personality. --Fran Lebowitz-- When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. --George Bernard Shaw-- A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something. --Stephen Leacock-- The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. --P. G. Wodehouse-- A husband is wha't left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted. --Helen Rowland-- An ounce of hypocrisy is worth a pound of ambition. --Michael Korda-- Impiety....Your irreverence toward my deity. --Ambrose Bierce-- Insanity.....A perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world. --R. D. Laing-- Ireland has the honor of being the only country which never persecuted the Jews -- because whe never let any in. --James Joyce-- I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could. --George Bernard Shaw-- The Irish are a fair people -- they never speak well of one another. --Samual Johnson-- The Jews are a frightened people. Twenty centuries of Christian love have broken down their nerves. --Israel Zangwill-- There is much to be said in favor of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. --Oscar Wilde-- Justice.....A commodity which in a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service. --Ambrose Bierce-- Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone and you are a God. --Jean Rostand- Every law is and infraction of liberty. --Jeremy Bentham-- Lawyer.....One skilled in the circumvention of the law. --Ambrose Bierce-- Lawyer.....One who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation. --H. L Mencken-- Layers are the only person in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. --Jeremy Bentham-- If law school is so hard to get through....how come there are so many lawyers? --Calvin Trillin-- Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. --Charles Lamb-- Lawyers are ... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must cross. --Jane Bryant Quinn-- Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. --Jules Renard-- It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. --Jerome K. Jerome-- The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. --Lenny Bruce-- Liberal......A power worshipper without power. --George Orwell-- A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment. --Willis Player-- A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. --Robert Frost-- Liberty means responsibility; that is why most men dread it. --George Bernard Shaw-- Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. --Will Rogers-- Life does not cease to be funny when people die and more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. --George Bernard Shaw-- Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luch, a good physique and not too much imagination. --Christopher Isherwood-- Love is the most subtle form of self-interest. --Holbrook Jackson-- Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. --Stephen Leacock-- It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well. --Charles Bukowski-- What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice. --Charles Baudelaire-- When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in htat excited, abnormal and exhausting condition until death do them part. --George Bernard Shaw-- Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. --George Bernard Shaw-- Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love! --Woody Allen-- When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. --Voltaire-- Virtue has Never been as respectable as money. --Mark Twain-- Go into the street and give one man a lecture on morality and another a dollar, and see which will respect you most. --Samuel Johnson-- If you must choose between living with your mother-in-law and blowing your brains out, don't hesitate -- blow out hers! --Victorien Sardou-- Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. --Bertrand Russell-- Obscenity is whatever gives a judge an erection. --Anonymous-- The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it. --J. Robert Oppenheimer-- A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on. --William Burroughs-- The only people who seem to have nothing to do with the education of the children are the parent. --G. K. Chesterton-- Patience........A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue. --Ambrose Bierce-- Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. --Bertrand Russell-- When you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign he expects to get paid for it. --H. L. Mencken-- Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. --Oscar Wilde-- When there are two conflicting versions of the story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst. --H. Allen Smith-- Pessimist....One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. --Oscar Wilde-- A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. --George Bernard Shaw-- Philosophy teaches us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of others. --Oscar Wilde-- The photographer is like the cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity. --George Bernard Shaw-- Politeness.........The most acceptable hypocrisy. --Ambrose Bierce-- A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. --H. L. Mencken-- One has to be a lowbrow, a bit of a murderer, to be a politician, ready and willing to see people sacrificed, slaughtered, for the sake of an idea, whether a good one or a bad one. --Henry Miller-- Take our politicians: they're a bunch of yo-yos. The Presidency is now a cross between a popularity contest and a high school debate, with an encyclopedia of cliches the first prize. --Saul Bellow-- Anybody that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. --David Broder-- Politics....Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. --Ambrose Bierce-- The standard of intellect in politics is lo low, men of moderate mental capacity have to stoop to reach it. --Hillaire Belloc-- All politics are based on the indifference of the majority. --James Reston-- Pray......To ask the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner who confesses his unworthiness. --Ambrose Bierce-- I don't like principles. I prefer prejudices. They are more honest. --Oscar Wilde-- A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. --William James-- Psychoanalysis makes quite simple people feel they're complex. --S. N. Behrman-- Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother. --Germaine Greer-- One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecesssary tyranny. --Bertrand Russell-- Ther is only one honest impulse at the bottom of Puritanical religion, and that is the impulse to punish the man with a superior capacity for happiness. --H. L. Mencken-- The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. --Lily Tomlin-- Ronald Reagan.....A Triumph of the embalmer's art. --Gore Vidal-- All reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for. --Logan Pearsall Smith-- Relations are simply a tedious pack of people who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. --Oscar Wilde-- All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the the cleverness of the few. --Stendahl-- Most religions do not make men better, only warier. --Elias Canetti-- The idea of a good society is something you do not need a religion and eternal puhishment to buttress; you need a religion if you are terrified of death. --Gore Vidal-- Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness. --Fran Lebowitz-- Religion is the fashinonable substitue for belief. --Oscar Wilde-- We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in hte sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. --H. L. Mencken-- Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think. --Arthur Schopenhauer-- Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that that survived. --Oscar Wilde-- We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. --Jonathan Swift-- Ther was no respect for youth when I was young, and now that I am old, there is not respect for age. I missed it coming and going. --J. B. Priestley-- The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. --George Bernard Shaw-- Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. --Franz Kafka-- Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful Know he is. --Jean Anouilh-- Any preoccupation with ideas of what is right and wrong in conduct shows and arrested intellectual development. --Oscar Wilde-- If Geraldo Rivera is the first journalist in space, NASA can test the effect of weightlessness on weightlessness. --Anonymous but I wish I said it-- Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. --Frank Zappa-- Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles. --Beverly Jones-- The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself. --John Kenneth Galbraith-- School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are full of dull, unintelligible tasks, new and unpleasant ordinances, with brutal violations of common sense and common decency. --H. L. Mencken-- Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing. --George Bernard Shaw-- Sex.......The Pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and expense damnable. --Lord Chesterfield-- Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. --Woody Allen-- I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. --Wilson Mizner-- Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself find many --even more-- things objectionable. I do not like aftershave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or nayone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs. --Fran Lebowitz-- Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match. --Karl Kraus-- If you attack stupidity you attack an entrenched interest with friends in government and every walk of public life, and you will make small progress against it. --Samual Marchbanks-- Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. --Oscar Wilde-- It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. --Gore Vidal-- A Sunday School is a prison in which children so penance for the evil conscience of their parents. -- H. L. Mencken -- Like its politicians and its war, society has the teenagers it deserves. --J. B. Priestley-- I have only a small flickering light to guide me in the darkness of a thick forest. Up comes a theologian and blows it out. --Dennis Diderot-- Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. --George Bernard Shaw-- People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false; a gift confers no rights. --Nietzsche-- As long as war is looked upon as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular. --Oscar Wilde-- Human war has been the most successful of our cultural traditions. --Robert Ardrey-- As far as unwed mothers on welfare are concerned, it seems to me they must be capable of some other form of labor. --Al Capp-- I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. --Alexandre Dumas-- Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others. --Oscar Wilde-- Women are like elephants to me -- I like to look at 'em, but I would'nt want to own one. --W. C. Fields-- The history of woman is the history of the worst form of tyranny the world has every known; the tyranny of the weak over the strong. It is the only tyranny that lasts. --Oscar Wilde-- In the fight between you and the world, back the world. --Frank Zappa-- If the world were a logical place, Men would ride side-saddle. --Rita Mae Brown-- The young always have the same problem -- how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. --Quentin Crisp-- What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen? --Evelyn Waugh-- Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit. --Kin Hubbard-- Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diaper once a month? A: Because it says right on the box - "good for up to 20 pounds." Q: How do you drown a blond? A: Put a mirror in the bottom of a pool. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized! Q: Why should you never take a blond out for coffee? A: It's too hard to retrain them. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: "I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. . . . hum, oh well. . . I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea, yea, yea.... Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence! Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in a Handicapped Zone! Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ears. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (while rocking head from side to side) I dunno! Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in her shoulder pads. Q: Why don't blondes eat jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets. Q: Why do blonds wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. Q: Why do blonds wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers. Q: What's the mating call of a blonde? A: I'm sooooooo drunk! Q: What's the mating call of a brunette? A: Have all the blondes left? Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First! Q: What do you say to a blonde who won't give in? A: Have another beer. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blond on either side? A: An interpreter. Q: What do you call a blond with a brunette on either side? A: A language barrier. Q: What's the first thing a blond does in the morning? A1: Introduce herself. A2: Go home. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A: Thanks for the refill. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: Because they don't know any better. Q: How do you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's whiteout all over the screen. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch the information into a computer once. Q: What do a blond and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because you wash vegetables there. Q: The dumb blonde - Why? A: Because there's no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: What is the mating call of an ugly blonde? A: (screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put thumb tacks in their shoulder pads. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff. Q: Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? A: Because it said right on the box - "from 2-4 years." Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. Q: What do you call 15 blondes standing in a circle? A: A dope ring. Q: Why did the blonde go half-way to Norway, turn around and come home again? A: It took her that long to realise that a 14" Viking was a television. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. Q: Why do blonds always die before help arrives? A: When dialling 911, they can't find the 11(eleven). Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate? A: Do you want this by the hour, or a flat rate? Q: What do you call a ski slope covered in blondes? A: Frosted flakes. Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios? A: Oh look, a box of donut seeds! A brunette and a blonde were walking along a street. The brunette exclaims suddenly, "Oh look, a dead birdie!" The blonde stops, looks up and says "where?" A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you're going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the people are leaving. ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "The only thing worse than a Wellstone is a tombstone!!!" ║ ║ ║ ║ -Glen Kepler ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Who is that Chicken%#&*" ║ ║ ║ ║ -George Bush, when speaking about Minnesota's new senator ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "I'm the consul for information, but I don't have any information." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Ofra Ben-Yaacoe of the Israeli Consulate in Chicago, ║ ║ immediately after word came that Iraqi missiles hit Israel ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Clearly I've never been there, but it feels like we are in the center ║ ║ of hell." ║ ║ -CNN anchorman Bernard Shaw reporting from Baghdad ║ ║ as bombs sounded around him ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "I'm gonna pop some popcorn and watch the war." ║ ║ ║ ║ -A University of Oklahoma student, after President ║ ║ Bush's address to the nation Wednesday ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Saddam was my classmate. He was not good in his studies. In fact, he ║ ║ was an imbecile. A real zero, especially in English. I tried to help ║ ║ him. I can't believe that a dunce like him is now leading a country ║ ║ that threatens Israel. However, he was charismatic and he was class ║ ║ president." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Raphel Goohary, an Iraqi Jew now living in Israel, ║ ║ on his former schoolmate ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "First we're going to cut it off, then we're going to kill it!!!" ║ ║ ║ ║ -General Colin Powell ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Wars may be fought by weapons, but they are won by men. It is the ║ ║ spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains ║ ║ the victory." ║ ║ -General George S. Patton ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Weapons are an important factor in war, but not the decisive one; it ║ ║ is the man and not the materials that counts." ║ ║ -Mao Tse-Tung ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "War is the realm of chance. No other human activity gives it ║ ║ greater scope; no other has such incessant and varied dealings with ║ ║ this intuder. chance makes everything more uncertain and interferes ║ ║ with the whole course of events." ║ ║ -Karl Von Clausewitz ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "No solder has ever won a war by dying for his country, he made the ║ ║ other dumb bastard die for his." ║ ║ -General George S. Patton ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "We're going to hold them by the nose and kick them in the ass." ║ ║ ║ ║ -General George S. Patton ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of ║ ║ preserving peace." ║ ║ -George Washington ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "It is well that war is so terrible or we would grow fond of it." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Robert E. Lee ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "I offer neither pay nor quarters nor provisions; I offer hunger, ║ ║ thirst, forced marches, battles and death. Let him who loves his ║ ║ country in his heart, and not his lips only, follow me. ║ ║ ║ ║ -Giuseppe Garibaldi ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Duty is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all ║ ║ things. You cannot do more. You should never do less." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Robert E. Lee ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Sir James Dewar ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Ever forward, but slowly." ║ ║ -Gebhard Leberecht Von Blucher ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Logistics is the ball and chain of armored warfare." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Heinz Guderian ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "My center gives way, my right is pushed back, situation excellent, ║ ║ I am attacking." ║ ║ -Ferdinand Foch ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Leadership is intangible, and therfore no weapon ever designed can ║ ║ replace it." ║ ║ -General Omar Bradley ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Time is everything: Five minutes makes the difference between ║ ║ victory and defeat." ║ ║ -Admiral Horatio Nelson ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a statistic." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Joseph Stalin ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Look at the infantryman's eyes and you can see how much war he has ║ ║ seen." ║ ║ -Bill Mauldin ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Unknown ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Unknown ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Unknown ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Pros are those who do their jobs well even when they don`t feel ║ ║ like it." ║ ║ -Unknown ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Minnesota...Land Of 10,000 TAXES!!!" ║ ║ ║ ║ -Minnesota's Silent Majority ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Minnesota...WELFARE Capital of America." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Glen Kepler ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "DFL'S State Motto...If it moves License It! If it dosen't TAX IT!" ║ ║ ║ ║ -Glen Kepler ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Nuke'em" ║ ║ ║ ║ -Unknown ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ Sentry: "Halt, who goes there?" ║ ║ Voice : "American." ║ ║ Sentry: "Advance and recite then second verse of the ║ ║ Star Spangled Banner." ║ ║ Voice : "I don't know it." ║ ║ Sentry: "Proceed, American." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Unknown ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "Some Companies practice Mushroom Management, "Keep the employee's ║ ║ in the dark and give them lots of brown stuff" ║ ║ ║ ║ -Glen Kepler ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "A good customer is one who appreciates your good work, a bad ║ ║ customer is one who would complain about the sun coming up in ║ ║ the morning!" ║ ║ ║ ║ -Glen Kepler ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ "If Senator Wellstone was any farther to Left politically, he'd ║ ║ fall off." ║ ║ ║ ║ -Glen Kepler ║ ╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝ @0B@"I love little children, and it is not a slight thing when they, who are fresh from God, love us." @0F@ - Charles Dickens@0E@ @0F@Anxiety is the realization that I might not reach the rung on the opinion-ladder which I have just set for myself.@0E@ @0B@"Rich and poor have a common bond. The LORD is the maker of them all." @0F@ - Proverbs 22:2@0E@ @0F@My meaningfulness is here: it is enough that I am of value to someone today.@0E@ @0B@He knows not and he KNOWS he knows not: he is a child, teach him. He knows not but he knows not he knows not: he is a fool, shun him. He knows but he knows _NOT_ he knows: he is asleep, awaken him. He knows and he _knows_ he knows: he is a leader, follow him. @0F@ - Confucious@0E@ @0F@My only habit should be to have none. Because I did it this way before should be suffient reason not to do it this way today.@0E@ @0B@A mind, like an umbrella, does not function well when closed!@0E@ @0F@Confession is often an avoidance of change. If I confess it I don't have to accept the responsibility of changing it.@0E@ @0B@"Love without sacrifice is sentimentality, sacrifice without love is communism." @0F@ - Fulton Sheen@0B@ @0F@Why do I judge my day by how much I have "accomplished"?@0B@ @0B@He who does not study history, is doomed to repeat it!@0B@ @0B@"He who shuts his ear to the cry of the poor, will himself also call and not be heard!" @0F@ - Proverbs 21:13@0E@ @0B@I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.@0E@ @0F@My only sure reward is in my actions and not from them.@0E@ @0B@"Avoid a wicked man, for he breeds only evil, lest you incur a lasting stain" @0F@ - Sirach 11:33@0E@ @0B@Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.@0E@ @0F@If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process.@0E@ @0B@Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows.@0E@ @0B@If the REAL programmer is up at 7:00AM, it means s/he has not been to bed yet!@0B@ @0B@If you have God, you have everything. If you haven't got God, nothing else will do!@0B@ @0B@Big people talk about ideas Average people talk about things... Small people talk about other people!@0E@ @0B@All things are changing. God alone is changeless! @0F@ - St Teresa of Avila@0E@ @0B@REAL programmers don't eat quiche! (You can't get quiche in vending machines at 3 AM in the morning!)@0E@ @0B@May the Composer of all things fashion your life into a melody, beautiful and sonorous, that will one day become a grace note in the Eternal Symphony.@0E@ @0B@_Unborn_ women have the right to choose!@0E@ @0B@I can only follow Him by means of the traces He has left behind Him. But they're so full of light, so full of fragrance. @0F@ - St Therese of Lisieux@0E@ @0F@When I have listened to my mistakes I have grown.@0E@ @0B@Use your ears oftener than your tongue. One often repents of having spoken and scarcely ever of having been silent! @0F@ - St Anthony of Padua@0E@ @0B@The REAL programmer wears his/her mountain climbing boots to work as you never know when you might encounter a mountain in the computer room!@0E@ @0F@When I see that I am doing it wrong there is a part of me that wants to keep on doing it the same way anyway and even starts looking for reasons to justify the continuation.@0E@ @0B@The great folly of worldlings consists of putting the thought of death far from them and acting as though they were to live forever. @0F@St Anthony of Padua@0E@ @0B@Think how the trellised rose... unhampered climbs. More beautiful for having known restraint. And how the saint...Beauty's ordained precision to fulfill, moves in the orbit of God's Holy Will! @0F@ - Alfred Barrett, SJ@0E@ @0F@Just when I think I have learned the way to live, life changes and I am left the same as I began.@0E@ @0B@Unless the Lord builds the house, they labor in vain, who build it... It is vain for you to rise early, or put off your rest for He gives to His beloved in sleep. @0F@ - Psalm 127@0E@ @0B@"The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions."@0E@ @0B@God walks straight on a crooked path..@0E@ @0B@Abortion stills a human heart.@0E@ @0B@The fool says in his heart, "There is no God" @0F@ - Psalm 14:1@0E@ @0F@I am what I started with, and when it is all over I will be all that is left of me.@0E@ @0B@"I have called you by name; you are Mine ...When you walk through fire, you shall not be burned.." @0F@ - Isaiah 43:1ff@0E@ @0F@Possibly the greatest crime we commit against each other is this daily show of "normality".@0E@ @0B@And millions, who, humble and nameless.. the straightway path trod Some call it consecration and others call it God. @0F@ - Edna St Vincent Millay@0E@ @0B@Consider how the lilies of the field grow - they neither toil nor spin Yet I say to you, Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these! @0F@ - Matt 6:28@0E@ @0F@Dishonest people believe in words rather than reality.@0E@ @0B@"To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely." @0F@ - Jorge Luis Borges@0E@ @0B@He prayeth best who loveth best.. all things both great and small @0F@ - from "The Ancient Mariner"@0E@ @0F@The problem will be solved when I realize that happiness is a present attitude and not a future condition.@0E@ @0B@Angel of God, my guardian dear, to whom His Love commits me here.. Ever this day, be at my side. To light and guard, to rule and guide.@0E@ @0B@Hate the sin but love the sinner.@0E@ @0B@My heart is restless.. until it rests in Thee. @0F@ - St Augustine@0E@ @0F@The bully in me always bullies in the name of principle or in the name of rules.@0E@ @0B@You are much more like an organ note which floats down the nave of life's Cathedral so long as God, who is at the console, keeps His Finger on the key.@0E@ @0F@To battle my feelings is to condemn myself for having them and it's as if the condemned part of me reacts by getting nasty.@0E@ @0B@If Christ rode to Heaven on a cross, we should not desire to ride there in a plush lined Cadillac!@0E@ @0B@"I will face my fear. I will let my fear pass around me and through me. And when I turn to face fear's path, nothing will be left. Only _I_ will remain." @0F@ - from The Litany of Fear by Frank Herbert@0E@ @0B@He whose soul is flat, the sky Will cave in on him by and by. @0F@ - Edna St Vincent Millay@0E@ @0B@For waiting hearts, a hunger. A thirst no time can fill; For restless feet a desperateness, to climb a Holy Hill. @0F@ - Sr M. Jean Dorcy, O.P. @0E@ @0F@Unless I accept my faults I will most certainly doubt my virtues.@0E@ @0B@Seek God in the midst of men.. God is present in His Living Creatures, Just as truly as in the quiet of green leaves blowing in a convent garden. @0F@ - Sr. M. Faith Schuster, OSB@0E@ @0F@Generosity feels at least as rewarding as greed.@0E@ @0B@"Do you but hold fast to His Dear Hand and He will lead you safely through all things..." @0F@ - St Francis de Sales@0E@ @0B@"Don't try to rush things. For the cup to run over, it must first be filled." @0F@ - Antonio Machado@0E@ @0B@"Two harmful excesses: to exclude reason.. and to admit nothing but reason." @0F@ - Blaise Pascal@0E@ @0F@When I examine my fantasies for the values they express I am surprised at the pettiness.@0E@ @0B@"You would think it rude to leave a friend alone who came to visit you; why, then, must God be neglected?" @0F@ - Brother Lawrence@0E@ @0B@The sins of man offend God, the virtues of man offend man.@0E@ @0F@Fear is static that prevents me from hearing my intuition.@0E@ @0B@Study the generations long past and understand. Has anyone hoped in the LORD and been disappointed? @0F@ - Sirach 3:10@0E@ @0B@Be a hero, save a whale. Save a baby, go to jail!@0E@ @0B@"Love without suffering is Heaven, suffering without love is hell and suffering with love is purgatory." @0F@ - Fulton Sheen@0E@ @0F@If I have to ask myself if I am hungry, I'm not.@0E@ @0B@"You can have no greater sign of a confirmed pride than when you think you are humble enough" @0F@ - William Law@0E@ @0B@"Death is only a horizon; and a horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight." @0F@ - Rossiter Worthington Raymond@0E@ @0B@Jesus blest, Jesus blest, led me to unending rest. Joyfully myself I found, heaven bound, heaven bound. @0F@ - Mary Schweitzer Baker <1918-1987>@0E@ @0F@When you give your entire interest, attention and love to the thing at hand, it becomes the most interesting thing in the world.@0E@ @0B@Call no man happy before his death, for how he ends, a man is known. @0F@ - Sirach 11:28@0E@ @0B@"...some used the native tradition of the Colt, or Smith and Wesson, ...those admirable American instruments ... so well designed to end the American dream when it becomes a nightmare, their only drawback is the mess they leave for relatives to clean up." @0F@ - Ernest Hemingway, writing of the Stock market crash in 1929@0E@ @0F@I am noticing that when I am bored I think I am tired of my surroundings but I am really tired of my thoughts.@0E@ @0B@"Hell exists for those who refuse to love Love. The absence of Love is one of its greatest punishments" @0F@ - Fulton Sheen@0E@ @0B@"Because I have been thirsty, I will dig a well that others may drink." @0F@ - Arabian proverb@0E@ @0F@To withdraw from an argument may not make you the winner, but what you have saved is your own dignity and grace.@0E@ @0B@The beginning of human pride is to desert the Lord and to turn one's heart away from one's Maker. @0F@ - Sirach 10:12@0E@ @0F@The criticism that hurts the most is the one that echoes my own self- comdemnation.@0E@ @0F@Nothing on earth consumes a man more completely than the passion of resentment.@0E@ @0B@"If God opens the door of understanding to you under the form of deprivation, deprivation itself becomes a gift." @0F@ - Ibn Abbad of Ronda@0E@ @0B@"I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of being gripped by something stronger than myself, something that people call God." @0F@ - Karl Jung@0E@ @0B@"It is not the one with many possessions who is rich, but the one who has no needs." @0F@Philoxenos@0E@ @0B@"When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist." @0F@ - Dom Helder Camara@0E@ @0F@He that is discontented and disturbed is tossed about with various suspicions; he is neither quiet himself, nor does he allow others to be quiet. @0E@ @0B@"The soul can split the sky in two and let the face of God shine through." @0F@ - Edna St Vincent Millay@0E@ @0B@"In a dark time, the eye begins to see." @0F@ - Theodore Roethke@0E@ @0F@We blame little things in others and pass over great things in ourselves.@0E@ @0B@Hatred stirs up disputes but love covers all offenses. @0F@ - Proverbs 10:12@0E@ @0F@My peace of mind depends on overcoming my negative attitudes.@0E@ @0B@"We have a feeling that when this time comes to science, God with His white beard will come down to earth, swinging a bunch of keys, and will say to humanity: 'Closing time, Gentlemen.'" @0F@ - Goncourt Brothers@0E@ @0F@The richest rewards come from helping others with no thought for reward.@0E@ @0B@"Drops of rain make a hole in the stone, not by violence but by falling often" @0F@ - Lucretius@0E@ @0F@I cannot change another person. And I have no right to try.@0E@ @0B@"Prayer may not change things but it sure changes _you_ for things!" @0F@ - Samuel M. Shoemaker@0E@ @0F@My ultimate contentment does not depend on having things work out my way.@0E@ @0B@"The hero is one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for others to see. The saint is the one who walks through the dark paths of the world and _is_ a light." @0F@ - Felix Adler@0E@ @0B@"One preaches well who lives well" said Sancho, "And that's all the divinity I can understand." @0F@ - Miquel de Cervantes@0E@ @0B@"Courage is the quality it takes to look at yourself with candor, your adversaries with kindness, and your setbacks with serenity." @0F@ - William Arthur Ward@0E@ @0F@The power to reason can be dulled when we fail to detach ourselves from the emotional content of a problem.@0E@ @0B@"He who loves correction, loves knowledge but he who hates reproof is stupid." @0F@ - Proverbs 12:1@0E@ @0F@There is no such thing as "best" in a world of individuals.@0E@ @0B@"Man is powerless to resist evil if he does not recognize it as such" @0F@ - Fulton Sheen@0E@ @0B@"He who has a _why_ to live for can bear with almost any _how_" @0F@ - Nietzsche@0E@ @0F@I stopped trying to force myself to eliminate my faults when I found it didn't work. Then I realized I had to replace them with something better.@0E@ @0B@"Be gentle to all and stern with yourself." @0F@ - St Teresa of Avila@0E@ @0B@"Good judgement comes from experience and experience - well, that comes from poor judgement." @0F@ - Simon Buckner@0E@ @0B@"People need loving the most when they deserve it the least." @0F@ - John Harrigan@0E@ @0B@"Sometimes a way seems right to a man but the end of it leads to death!" @0F@ - Proverbs 14:12@0E@ @0F@I want to quickly get close to people I meet because experience has shown we won't be together long.@0E@ @0B@"Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly" @0F@ - G. K. Chesterton@0E@ @0B@"Forgetfulness of self is remembrance of God" @0F@ - Abu Yazid Al-Bistami@0E@ @0F@My experience indicates that blunt honesty with my feelings gives me greater empathy with other people's feelings.@0E@ @0B@"The three things God most detests: a scowling face, obstinacy in wrongdoing and too great a confidence in the power of money." @0F@ - St Ita@0E@ @0F@A generalization is an assertion that what is true for me is also true for others.@0E@ @0B@"Lord, let me get through today and I shall not fear tomorrow." @0F@ - St Philip Neri@0E@ @0F@Profanity fixes the other person's attention on my words rather than on my thoughts.@0E@ @0B@Ego means -E-asing -G-od -O-ut. @0F@ - Bishop Fulton Sheen@0E@ @0B@"It is with the smallest of brushes that the artist paints the most exquisitely beautiful pictures." @0F@ - Brother Andre Bessette@0E@ @0F@If you tell me the way you see it rather than the way it "is", then this helps me to more fully discover the way I see it.@0E@ @0B@"The greatest assassin of life is haste, the desire to reach things before the right time, which means overreaching them." @0F@ - Juan Ramon Jimenez@0E@ @0F@Whenever I find myself arguing for something with great passion, I can be certain I'm not convinced.@0E@ @0B@"What is the taboo of the 20th century which corresponds to the 19th century taboo on sex? The taboo of death." @0F@ - Fulton Sheen@0E@ @0F@I notice that I often talk in generalities to produce the illusion that my "truth" is shared.@0E@ @0F@If someone criticizes me I am not any less because of that. It is not a criticism of me but critical thinking from him.@0E@ @0B@They will be treacherous, reckless, pompous lovers of pleasure rather than of God as they make a pretense of religion but negate its power. @0F@2 Tim 3:4-5@0E@ @0F@I won't hold you to your words. Deep emotions are often expressed in irrational words.@0E@ @0F@If we do not exist as individuals then our relationship does not exist.@0E@ @0B@Do not lay up for yourself an earthly treasure. Moths and rust corrode, thieves break in and steal. Make it your practice instead to store up heavenly treasures. @0F@Matt 6:19-20@0E@ @0F@I want to quickly get close to people I meet because experience has shown we won't be together long.@0E@ @0F@I pray that I may not be tempted, by indifference of selfishness, to withhold from others the help I have received.@0E@ @0B@If you want to avoid judgement, stop passing judgement. @0F@Matt 7:1@0E@ @0F@I am an individual with the right to a good life. I must not look to anyone else to make a good life for me, this I must do for myself.@0E@ @0F@Nothing has the power to hurt my feelings and to stir up unwholesome emotions in me unless I allow it.@0E@ @0B@The man who claims to be in the light, hating his brother all the while, is in darkness even now. @0F@1 John 2:9@0E@ @0F@I stopped trying to force myself to eliminate my faults when I found it didn't work. Then I realized I had to replace them with something better.@0E@ @0F@Troubles are opportunities to grow. To make us better, not bitter.@0E@ @0B@Blest too are the sorrowing for they shall be consoled. @0F@Matt 5:4 @0F@Before I can accomplish anything, I must accept my need for help.@0E@ @0F@I have learned silence from the talkative; tolerance from the intolerant and kindness from the unkind. I should not be ungrateful to those teachers.@0E@ @0B@If you forgive the faults of others, your Heavenly Father will forgive you, yours. @0F@Matt 6:14@0E@ @0F@Prayer is simply a reaching out to make contact with a Power greater than ourselves.@0E@ @0F@We blame little things in others and pass over great things in ourselves.@0E@ @0B@No man can serve two masters...you cannot give yourself to God and money. @0F@Matt 6;24@0E@ @0F@In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments -- there are consequences.@0E@ @0F@The way I speak often reveals more than the words I say.@0E@ @0B@Look at the lilies of the field, they neither toil nor spin. Yet Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. @0F@Matt 6:28ff@0E@ @0F@Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be.@0E@ @0F@Let me not be quite so sure that my thinking is always correct.@0E@ @0B@If you with all your sins know how to give your children what is good, how much more will your Heavenly Father give good things to anyone who asks Him! @0F@ Matt 7:11@0E@ @0F@If I knew what I was really like, chances are I'd like myself much more than I really do.@0E@ @0F@When I react, I put the control of my peace of mind in the hands of others.@0E@ @0B@Take My Yoke upon your shoulders and learn from Me from I am gentle and humble of heart. @0F@ Matt 11:29@0E@ @0F@Anticipatory anxiety tends to create the thing that you're afraid of.@0E@ @0F@When virtue recognises itself as virtue it immediately becomes vice.@0E@ @0B@Whoever welcomes one such child for my sake, welcomes Me. @0F@ Matt 18:5@0E@ @0F@The Golden Key to this thing called life is rigorous self-honesty.@0E@ @0F@Freedom is to not want anything at any time for yourself.@0E@ @0B@Abortion is a woman's wrong.@0E@ @0F@Anything that is worth doing is an end in itself, anything that is done as a means to an end is self-robbery.@0E@ @0B@The whole point of this life is the healing of the heart's eye through which God is seen. @0F@St Augustine@0E@ @0B@Our God is infinite Love and overcomes all weakness. @0F@St Therese of Lisieux@0E@ @0B@Yahweh said "I Myself will go with you and I will give you rest." @0F@Exodus 33:14@0E@ @0B@Nature lives by the breath of God's omnipotence. @0F@Blessed Contardo Ferrini@0E@ @0B@God loves us because there is something in us which is beautiful.. @0F@Francis Baur, OFM@0E@ @0B@When you seek truth, you seek God, whether you know it or not! @0F@Edith Stein@0E@ @0B@God far exceeds all words that we can here express @0F@Angelus Silesius@0E@ @0B@We must find our real selves, not in the effect we have on others but in our own soul which is the principle of all our acts. @0F@Thomas Merton@0E@ @0B@The church is not a fortress, set apart from the city, but a follower of Jesus, who loved, worked, struggled and died in the midst of the city. @0F@Oscar Romero@0E@ @0B@In silence God is heard, in silence worshiped best. @0F@Angelus Silesius@0E@ @0B@O God who knows everything and whose love is perfect, take this life into Your Hand, do what I long to do, but cannot. @0F@Metropolitan Anthony of Sourozh@0E@ @0B@The world is filled with the Absolute. To see this is to be made free. @0F@Teihard de Chardin@0E@ @0B@In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.@0E@ @0B@Pilgrims sleep in tents and sometimes cross deserts but the thought of their homeland makes them forget everything else. @0F@Charles de Foucauld@0E@ @0B@Our Lord is so good and merciful, that to obtain Heaven, we only need to ask God in our hearts. @0F@St. Benedict Labre@0E@ @0B@Do not be mistaken-our God is not severe and will not repay evil with evil. @0F@St Therese of Lisieux@0E@ @0B@The Cross, O Lord, shows me the difference that is between You and me while it takes it away. @0F@John Henry Newman@0E@ @0B@If you love peace, then hate injustice, tyranny and greed - but hate these things in yourself, not in another. @0F@Gandhi@0E@ @0B@A good person is a prayer. @0F@St Catherine of Sienna@0E@ @0B@The race is not always to the swift but to those who keep on running.@0E@ @0B@Can it be that the world is but the great word That speaks the meaning of our joy? @0F@Robert Penn Warren@0E@ @0B@God loves us because we are lovable. @0F@Francis Baur, OFM@0E@ @0B@A person's life should be as fresh as a river. It should be the same channel but a new water every instant. @0F@Henry David Thoreau@0E@ @0B@The most beautiful CREDO is the one we pronounce in our hour of darkness. @0F@Padre Pio@0E@ @0B@God does not refuse forgiveness when it is requested: God IS forgiveness. @0F@Leonard Foley, OFM@0E@ @0B@Where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom. @0F@2 Cor 3:17@0E@ @0B@A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve. @0F@Joseph Joubert@0E@ @0B@There is no unbelief. Whoever see 'neath the field of Winter snow The silent harvest of the future grow, God's Power must know. @0F@Edward Bulwer-Lytton @0B@You foreigners see millions of stars and nothing beyond. We Arabs see only a few stars, and God. @0F@an Arab Sheik@0E@ @0B@I did not ask for success. I asked for wonder and You gave it to me. @0F@Abraham Joshua Heschel@0E@ @0B@Devout souls find many hardships but in accepting them, they convert bitterness into sweetness. @0F@St Francis de Sales@0E@ @0B@It is not prayers that count but prayerfulness. @0F@David Steindl-Rast@0E@ @0B@Just as a song only lasts as long as the singer sings, so I exist only as long as God wills me to exist. @0F@Maurice Nassan, SJ@0E@ @0F@Every job is a self portrait of the person who did it.@0E@ @0B@The soul does not die by sin but by impenitence. @0F@G.K. Chesterton@0E@ @0B@So from now on, there must be no more lies. You must speak the truth to one another, since we are all parts of one another. @0F@Ephesians 4:25-26@0E@ @0F@The harder you work, the luckier you get.@0E@ @0B@Heaven is the soul finding its own perfect personality in God. @0F@Phillips Brooks@0E@ @0B@Jesus burns with the desire to come into your heart. @0F@St Therese of Lisieux@0E@ @0B@No matter how 'useless' or 'insignificant' my life may appear to be, I am the only person who can accomplish what God has in mind for me. @0F@Robert J. Kreyche@0E@ @0B@Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. @0F@Elie Wiesel@0E@ @0B@We must seek God in error and forgetfulness and foolishness. @0F@Meister Eckhart@0E@ @0B@Finish every day and be done with it. You have done what you could. @0F@Ralph Waldo Emerson@0E@ @0B@Because God loves us, we give up our sin, and not the other way around. @0F@Francis Baur, OFM@0E@ @0F@An obstacle is not the end. It's a new beginning.@0E@ @0B@You aspire to great things? Begin with little ones. @0F@St Augustine@0E@ @0B@Uphold the rights of the poor, the needy. @0F@Proverbs 31:8-9@0E@ @0B@Jesus said to them, "Where is your faith?" @0F@Luke 8:25@0E@ @0B@There is no unbelief. Whoever plants a seed beneath the sod and waits to see it push away the clod. He trusts in God. @0F@Edward Bulwer-Lytton@0E@ @0B@Jesus said, "Let the little children come to Me, for it is to such as these that the Kingdom of God belongs." @0F@Mark 10:14-15@0E@ @0B@Love God, serve God. Everything is in that. @0F@St Clare of Assisi@0E@ @0B@All day I hope in you because of Your Goodness, Yahweh. @0F@Psalms 25:6@0E@ @0B@Prayer is the passionate desire for union with God. @0F@Catherine de Hueck Doherty@0E@ @0B@A generous heart, kind speech and a life of service and compassion are things which renew humanity. @0F@Buddha@0E@ @0B@Do not store treasures for yourselves on earth where moths and woodworms destroy them and thieves can break in and steal. But store up treasures for yourself in Heaven...where your treasure is, there will be your heart also. @0F@Matt 6:19-21@0E@ @0B@Occupy your minds with good thoughts or the enemy will fill them with bad ones. @0F@St Thomas More@0E@ @0F@Altitude determines attitude.@0E@ @0B@Let us not despair. Let us not lose faith in people and certainly not lose faith in God. @0F@Martin Luther King@0E@ @0B@At the hour of death, in the twinkling of an eye, Our Lord will cause rich fruits to ripen on the tree of your soul. @0F@St Therese of Lisieux@0E@ @0B@My Salvation shall last forever and My Justice have no end. @0F@Isaiah 51:6@0E@ @0B@God, You will never leave me to face my perils alone. @0F@Thomas Merton@0E@ @0B@We do not come to Grace. Grace comes to us. @0F@M. 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